I confess that in a couple hours, our family of 6 will contribute to the 28 million lbs. of chips that are consumed today and the 53.5 million lbs. of avocado.
However, I just want to make clear to you all out there that I am also one of the 60% of Superbowl viewers who do not consider themselves football fans. And, yes, I am one of the 44% of women who watch for the commercials…and maybe the half-time show too.
As much fun as chips and guac and routing for the ole Baltimore home team is for me, I am not one of the 15% who would miss the birth of my own child to attend the game.
America’s a bunch of crazies.