I did it.
I broke down and bought a pair of skinny jeans.
Yes, I know they have been popular for several years now. Yes, I know I have always said they are 80s looking and not flattering and for teenagers or other young girls who have not had babies.
But, today, I bought a pair.
See, I went out with a friend to a coffee shop this afternoon. Afterwards, I decided to run into Ann Taylor Loft. All I wanted to get was a pair of lounge pants (glorified sweat pants) to live in this week as I recover from my surgery. They are cute. They have cute zipper pockets. They are comfy but don’t make me feel frumpy. That’s all I wanted.
But, it’s Columbus Day weekend. And, there was a sale. A big sale. 40% off all the sale stuff. And, there was some good sale stuff. And, I was alone. Alone. Without kids. With a husband at home with my kids who were all playing happily.
And, I saw one pair of skinny jeans. And, they happened to be my size. Why not try them on and just see? I mean, everyone seems to like them.
So, I did. And, I spent way too long in the dressing room with the skinny jeans and then a bunch of tops. Had to see what they looked like with different things, right?
And, I liked them.
Yes, I got some curves (that’s the flattering way of saying it). But, they are fun. And, I like them with the long tops…which were also on sale. And, they were a good deal. They were $60 marked down to $30 and then 40% off.
60 minutes later, I took the jeans, the lounge pants, and some other bargains I couldn’t resist (like a couple long tops) up to the register. I was in the process of explaining to the cashier that I was finally breaking down and buying a pair of skinny jeans. And, then, they only rang up for $11.99.
$11.99, people.
So, now, I’m the curvy owner of a new pair of cheap skinny jeans. I may be proud of my purchase, but I’m not proud enough to post a picture of them on the blog. Maybe next week though. I am getting a little lipo this week after all.
Girlymama would be proud of me…unless these are already out of style. Are they? Please tell me no.