Thanks to her monkey-like antics and blog hopping others’ wonderings, I’m thinking it probably goes something like this with each lasting, oh, maybe 3 seconds.
1. Hi, Mama, Hi
2. I want the ipod
3. Iphone?
4. iPad?
5. What you doing?
6. What can I do to be a part of what you doing?
7. What can I do to make it harder to do what you doing?
8. Hold me
9. Hi, Mama, Hi
10. Put me down
11. What would happen if I did this?
12. Will I get in trouble for this?
13. Oops.
14. Sorry, Mama, Sorry
15. What’s that?
16. I want that.
17. I will get it myself.
18. I don’t want help.
19. HELP
20. Tank you
21. Hi, Mama, Hi
22. HOLD ME!
23. I want the iPod
24. Iphone?
25. IPad?
26. NOW
27. Put me down
28. I don’t want these clothes on
29. Much better
30. Need a snack
31. Need a snack
32. Need a snack
33. STARVING
34. Fruit snacks!
35. Yay!
36. I’m cold
37. These ARE my shoes
38. I will only wear these shoes
39. Oh no! My shoes keep falling off!
40. Almost fall down!
41. No shoes
42. Hmmmm…..
43. What’s that?
44. I’m going to dump this out
45. BOUNCY BALLS!
46. Mine
47. SERIOUSLY, MINE
48. Okay, here. I’ll share.
49. Want my hot big bobble
50. Too hot!
51. Blow on it, blow on it!
52. Warm?
53. Alright, Mama, Alright.
54. Where’s Ren Ren?
55. Right here.
56. (sniff sniff, suck fingers)
57. Hold me
58. Hold me
59. Hold me
60. I love you, Mama
Delightfully comical!
How true is that?!?! So funny.
cuh.rack.ing. up! Oh my – had to laugh out loud reading that. I am quite familiar with those same ramblings! You hit the nail on the head, friend!
Your Lydia is such a cutie! She melts my heart every time I see her picture! You are so funny! I love your sense of humor!
Tricia
Love this! It made me chuckle.
Gorgeous and perfect!
How old is she???
I am really starting to panic.
I AM ADOPTING A 23-MONTH-OLD!!!
The next youngest currently in our home is 6 years and 4 months old.
All of them can feed themselves (well snacks and such, of course I still make them food), take themselves to the potty at home, take showers, etc.
Now my brain is working just like Lydia’s is.
1. She takes a bottle.
2. She is a BABY.
3. She is not potty-trained.
4. She is a BABY!
5. She doesn’t even weigh 20 lbs.
6. I have a crib next to my bed where I am typing on my laptop at the moment.
7. A CRIB????
{{Breathe, Leslie, Breathe}}
:)))))))
Love this! :-)